Dog Thwarted in Effort to Kill Self by Eating Fake Breast.

The best part of the article comes in one of the last paragraphs:

“The nurses gave another injection of the medicine. This time the floodgates opened. The dog vomited copious dog food, a moderate amount of grass, several small twigs, an ear plug, some yarn, and a fake breast, size B.

45 minutes later the dog was ready to go home.”

Oh, canines.