McJob McShit

Words: McDonalds Wants To Literally Redefine "McJob" – Consu…

Apparently, there is a whole word that was made up in the age of McDonalds that made its way into the dictionary, "McJob."
The McJob is defined as "a low-paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement," which makes sense, I guess. However, and this is a HUGE shocker to everyone, McDonalds is sending their lobbyists to work on this issue (because g*d knows they have nothing else to lobby about, right?) trying to change the definition to a job that "reflect a job that is stimulating, rewarding … and offers skills that last a lifetime." All I have to say to that is
1. Get the Fuck outta here. Rewarding and stimulating? Only if the employees are allowed to sniff the glue on the underside of the boxes of frozen burgers they merrily tear into each day.
And
2. Who even uses the word McJob anyway, that this is such an issue?

Little Red Komputerz

Meme or Lame – Intel introduces 5-inch portable concept PC ‘…
While I don’t think this is lame, I’m trying to envision someone sitting in a lecture, squinting into this tiny itty bitty wittle screen, and taking notes or…doing something else productive. While I know I’mhardly the target market for this handy dandy little gadget, I like to pretend I know everything and can talk it up as such…another picture portrays a less funny looking device overall—

Its like a huge sidekick. With that, my two cents is that its cool that this thing has wireless, GPS, and Bluetooth to boot, i dont think its got the appeal for what a little computer is meant to be used for. If you need fast productivity with interwebs, you get a blackberry. Lecture notes and paper writing require a more typical laptop…and this baby? Whats this baby for?

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